So what is Liquid ASS?
Liquid ASS is an overwhelming,
stinky, funny prank product. Once unleashed, this power–packed, super–concentrated liquid begins to evaporate
filling the air with a genuine, foul butt–crack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poo. The funny pranks you
can pull with Liquid ASS are unlimited. Watching the facial grimaces of people and hearing their comments about the part–your–hair,
gagging stench will have you laughing until it hurts.
The next time you have the urge for a funny prank or if
you just need to get the party started, reach for a bottle of Liquid ASS.
Looking for funny gag gifts? Get everybody laughing with the unique gift of Liquid ASS.
Opie and Anthony and Liquid
ASS
Liquid ASS joined Opie and Anthony in the studio last week. On Thursday, Liquid ASS was sprayed in the studio and chaos ensued. It is sprayed around employees
and a volunteer from the audience. It makes Butcha puke. Over ten minutes later, everyone was still feeling the affects of
the Liquid ASS malodor. The ass stench gets so bad that Jimmy and Ant leave. Black Earl and East–Side Dave are each
called into the studio. They also get grossed out by Liquid ASS and Dave gags. Opie and Anthony talk about some ideas that
they can do with Liquid ASS the next day.
On Friday, the Liqid ASS is sprayed on Intern David. However, David maintains
a strong self control and doesn't react to the Liquid ASS fetor. Eventually, the stink begins to get to him, however he
still minimizes his reactions but can't help but utter the comments "that's darned disgusting" and "oof".
He is nowhere near the puking and gagging that people were doing Thursday. No one can understand why the butt–crack
stench doesn't bother David so Sam keeps spraying Intern David with more. The poo odor builds up and Ant is the first
to get really affected by it. Then David finally feels it. David takes off his sweater to try to escape it, but, as Sam points
out, Liquid ASS was also sprayed on David's pants. Opie thinks about spraying more on David and sending him out into the
public with Sam. Sam pours it all over David's sweater and sprays more on David's pants. David says that he thinks
he is going to throw up. Sam says that David is smelling worse than Tippy Tom. Ant describes the smell for the radio audience
and Opie says that it smells worse than when he did the Baby Diaper Mustache.
So it is decided to send Young Sam
out on the streets with David. Sam then sprays even more Liquid ASS on David and has him get a coffee for Jim. Sam says that
the cashier really quickly walks away from David and avoids eye contact and that people inside are checking their shoes to
see if they stepped in dog doo. The owner of the place walks around to check for the source of the foul smell. David stands
next to a guy at the condiment counter who quickly picks up his bags and rushes away. David approaches a guy and talks to
him but the guy steps away. David paces around the store and walks in between two girls one of whom gives up her spot in line.
When David walks out Sam says that he can smell him on the street.
Liquid ASS a Hit on
Sirius Satellite Radio
Bubba the Love Sponge and Liquid ASS
Bubba says, "It's bad! . . . It's really bad!"
Bubba the Love Sponge and the BTLS staff have been having fun with Liquid ASS. On this video clip, Bubba sprays Liquid ASS all over 25Cent's
shirt. (WMV, 1.2 MB).
Howard Stern and Robin Discuss Liquid ASS
Howard Stern got wind of Bubba the Love Sponge and his Liquid ASS antics. In this audio clip, Howard and Robin discuss Bubba's ASSing of 25 shown in the Bubba the Love Sponge video above 
, (MP3, 1.2 MB).
In this audio clip, Robin and Howard talk about Liquid ASS, Bubba the Love Sponge, and David Letterman (MP3,
Don't take our word for it. Here is what our customers are telling us:
• "You've replicated the smell of human excrement perfectly."
• "This STUFF is AWESOME for pranks and a less–than–lethal weapon!!"
• "You guys should get a Nobel prize for this!"
• "Liquid
ASS has greatly exceeded my expectations."
• "I have never laughed so hard
in my life."
• "I now know what it would smell like if I stuck my head in
the colon of a rotting corpse."
• ". . . Liquid Ass seems to smell "hot",
like really fresh shit . . ."
• "The best part of Liquid Ass is the fact
that no one can find a source."
• "All pranksters should have this in their
arsenal."
• "Liquid ASS is the ultimate college revenge product."
• "I and the other 2 girls I work with have been pretty much peeing our pants with
laughter."
• "Liquid Ass to me is now ranked among the greatest inventions
of all time."
• "It combines both a bona fide turd smell with the gaseous
effects of a noxious fart bomb."
Liquid ASS a Hit on Sirius Satellite
Radio
Bubba the Love Sponge and Liquid ASS
Bubba says, "It's bad! . . . It's really bad!"
Bubba the Love Sponge and the BTLS staff have been having fun with Liquid ASS. On this video clip, Bubba sprays Liquid ASS all over 25Cent's
shirt. (WMV, 1.2 MB).
Howard Stern and Robin Discuss Liquid ASS
Howard Stern got wind of Bubba the Love Sponge and his Liquid ASS antics. In this audio clip, Howard and Robin discuss Bubba's ASSing of 25 shown in the Bubba the Love Sponge video above , (MP3, 1.2 MB).
In this audio clip, Robin and Howard talk about Liquid ASS, Bubba the Love Sponge, and David Letterman (MP3,
Don't take our word for it. Here is what our customers are telling us:
• "You've replicated the smell of human excrement perfectly."
• "This STUFF is AWESOME for pranks and a less–than–lethal weapon!!"
• "You guys should get a Nobel prize for this!"
• "Liquid
ASS has greatly exceeded my expectations."
• "I have never laughed so hard
in my life."
• "I now know what it would smell like if I stuck my head in
the colon of a rotting corpse."
• ". . . Liquid Ass seems to smell "hot",
like really fresh shit . . ."
• "The best part of Liquid Ass is the fact
that no one can find a source."
• "All pranksters should have this in their
arsenal."
• "Liquid ASS is the ultimate college revenge product."
• "I and the other 2 girls I work with have been pretty much peeing our pants with
laughter."
• "Liquid Ass to me is now ranked among the greatest inventions
of all time."
• "It combines both a bona fide turd smell with the gaseous
effects of a noxious fart bomb."
Liquid ASS a Hit on Sirius Satellite Radio
Bubba the Love Sponge and Liquid ASS
Bubba says, "It's bad! . . . It's really bad!"
Bubba the Love Sponge and the BTLS staff have been having fun with Liquid ASS. On this video clip, Bubba sprays Liquid ASS all over 25Cent's
shirt. (WMV, 1.2 MB).
Howard Stern and Robin Discuss Liquid ASS
Howard Stern got wind of Bubba the Love Sponge and his Liquid ASS antics. In this audio clip, Howard and Robin discuss Bubba's ASSing of 25 shown in the Bubba the Love Sponge video above , (MP3, 1.2 MB).
In this audio clip, Robin and Howard talk about Liquid ASS, Bubba the Love Sponge, and David Letterman (MP3,
Don't take our word for it. Here is what our customers are telling us:
• "You've replicated the smell of human excrement perfectly."
• "This STUFF is AWESOME for pranks and a less–than–lethal weapon!!"
• "You guys should get a Nobel prize for this!"
• "Liquid
ASS has greatly exceeded my expectations."
• "I have never laughed so hard
in my life."
• "I now know what it would smell like if I stuck my head in
the colon of a rotting corpse."
• ". . . Liquid Ass seems to smell "hot",
like really fresh shit . . ."
• "The best part of Liquid Ass is the fact
that no one can find a source."
• "All pranksters should have this in their
arsenal."
• "Liquid ASS is the ultimate college revenge product."
• "I and the other 2 girls I work with have been pretty much peeing our pants with
laughter."
• "Liquid Ass to me is now ranked among the greatest inventions
of all time."
• "It combines both a bona fide turd smell with the gaseous
effects of a noxious fart bomb."
Liquid ASS a Hit on Sirius Satellite Radio
Bubba the Love Sponge and Liquid ASS
Bubba says, "It's bad! . . . It's really bad!"
Bubba the Love Sponge and the BTLS staff have been having fun with Liquid ASS. On this video clip, Bubba sprays Liquid ASS all over 25Cent's
shirt. (WMV, 1.2 MB).
Howard Stern and Robin Discuss Liquid ASS
Howard Stern got wind of Bubba the Love Sponge and his Liquid ASS antics. In this audio clip, Howard and Robin discuss Bubba's ASSing of 25 shown in the Bubba the Love Sponge video above , (MP3, 1.2 MB).
In this audio clip, Robin and Howard talk about Liquid ASS, Bubba the Love Sponge, and David Letterman (MP3,
Don't take our word for it. Here is what our customers are telling us:
• "You've replicated the smell of human excrement perfectly."
• "This STUFF is AWESOME for pranks and a less–than–lethal weapon!!"
• "You guys should get a Nobel prize for this!"
• "Liquid
ASS has greatly exceeded my expectations."
• "I have never laughed so hard
in my life."
• "I now know what it would smell like if I stuck my head in
the colon of a rotting corpse."
• ". . . Liquid Ass seems to smell "hot",
like really fresh shit . . ."
• "The best part of Liquid Ass is the fact
that no one can find a source."
• "All pranksters should have this in their
arsenal."
• "Liquid ASS is the ultimate college revenge product."
• "I and the other 2 girls I work with have been pretty much peeing our pants with
laughter."
• "Liquid Ass to me is now ranked among the greatest inventions
of all time."
• "It combines both a bona fide turd smell with the gaseous
effects of a noxious fart bomb."
